Lassiter: I’ve slowly, methodically been building up a tolerance to chloroform the past 15 years.
Shawn: Dear God, why?
Lassiter: For a night like this, Spencer. 
Gus: I don’t believe it. 

Shawn: He’s a real platypus

Juliet: And he actually got us Super Bowl tickets. 35 yard line! It was the most exciting night of my life